These best of episodes will help you catch up if you're new.
BEGINNINGS 21: The In or Out Club
BEGINNINGS 20: Thick Sweat
BEGINNINGS 19: Believe the Hype
BEGINNINGS 18: Conveniently Located to Many Accidents
BEGINNINGS 17: Klass Dismissed
BEGINNINGS 16: My Serioso
BEGINNINGS 15: Let it Shine, Let it Shine, Let it Shine
BEGINNINGS 14: A Patrice Tour de Force
BEGINNINGS 13: Be at Ease!
BEGINNINGS 12: And You Must Carry On
69: The Girl On Vicodin (June 8 05) Keith creates a new robot-resistance movement. (7:30 to 9:00) 82: America We Stand As One (June 27 05) Interview with the great Dennis USA Madalone. (2:00 to 32:00) 83: USA All The Way (June 28 05) More HUAR news, including the MapQuest diversion theory. (15:15 to 17:45) Dennis Madalone redux and email responses. (2:00 to 8:45) 81: Earning Daddy's Approval (June 24 05) More robots in the news. Keep laughing, meat puppets. The Japanese and Hentai porn. (8:30 to 22:30) America We Stand As One by Dennis Madalone
BEGINNINGS 11: Platespotting
81: Earning Daddy's Approval (June 24 05) Keith's dad and his many, oh, lets call them eccentricities. (22:30 to 45:00) 59: Fuck a Title Wednesday (May 25 05) International basketball, Ethiopian cuisine, and Keith helps an ex as she runs the marathon. (8:15 to 19:30) 67: Stupid Money (June 6 05) Keith works at an old age home. (35:00 to 50:00) Calling it In (June 1 05) Keith gets some underwear for Christmas (27:00 to 39:00, with edits) 48: Lying, Dying (May 10, 05) Parents and cussin'. (7:45 to 16:30) 80: Gaylordy Lordy (June 23 05) Chemda and Patrice share stories of past loves and/or abusers. Keith reminisces about his school days and his insult book. (BEGIN to 12:00)
BEGINNINGS 10: Games n Tings
74: The Greatest Generation (June 15 05) Chemda does a clown job at a VA hospital barbecue. (BEGIN to 8:30)
52: Working From Home (May 16 05) Keith witnesses a major confrontation at a kids party and almost creams himself. (58:00 to 1:09:00)
66: Pain Is Good (June 3 05) Chemda has to answer to a 10 year-old at her party. These little fuckin bitches. (20:00 to 23:30)
54: Free Porn (May 18 05) Chemda gets a post-party complaint, and the genesis of A-B porn is documented. (26:00 to 43:00)
57: Mommy & Me, DAMMIT! (May 23 05) Keith, Curious George, a psychotic mom, and an assload of half-dead butterflies. (29:30 to 52:00)
BEGINNINGS 9: The Wonder Years, Only Stickier
76: How To F*** (June 17 '05) Chemda and her brother, Michael, regale each other with stories of innocence and beauty. Count the number of times Michael says âtwat. (4:45 to 56:30)
56: voodoolulu (May 20 '05) Lulu's masturbation odyssey. Frankly, she's way more talented than this. (12:30 to 28:45, 40:00 to 58:45)
BEGINNINGS 10: Games 'n Tings
74: The Greatest Generation (June 15 '05) Chemda does a clown job at a VA hospital barbecue. (BEGIN to 8:30) 52: Working From Home (May 16 '05) Keith witnesses a major confrontation at a kid's party and almost creams himself. (58:00 to 1:09:00) 66: Pain Is Good (June 3 '05) Chemda has to answer to a 10 year-old at her party. These little fuckin' bitches. (20:00 to 23:30) 54: Free Porn (May 18 '05) Chemda gets a post-party complaint, and the genesis of A-B porn is documented. (26:00 to 43:00) 57: Mommy & Me, DAMMIT! (May 23 '05) Keith, Curious George, a psychotic mom, and an assload of half-dead butterflies. (29:30 to 52:00)
Best Of 8: Tooth and Nail
71: Danny Yale's Mom is a Bad Parent (June 10 '05) - Chemda goes coo-coos McGoos over her food-packed gum-holes. (15:30 to 23:30) 72: Jackson Free, Ricans Jailed (June 13 '05) - Puerto Rican Day Parade blotter, more dental mirth, and mental dearth. (12:15 to 24:50) 78: Grooming: Not Just For Queers (June 21 '05) - A news story about a stabbing at Chuck E.'s leads into a discussion about man-grooming. Chemda recounts her recent root canal. (9:10 to 42:20) 79: When News Hits Home (June 22 '05) - Keith admits defeat at the hands of email, crime in the city, and the family dynamic in times of crisis. (34:15 to 56:00)
Best Of 7: Broads and a Quad
49: DJ Quad (May 11 '05) - Prophetically, Keith injures his finger and learns what disability feels like. Then they talk to a real cripple. (BEGIN to 26:00)
58: Faking the Funk (May 24 '05) - Chemda and Keith lay into a podcast called Israelisms (surprisingly enough, still around) that think they, like others, can talk shit and still remain friendly. (15:00 to 28:00)
47: Fuck Paris Hilton (May 9 '05) - A brutal critique of the short-lived (thank Christ) Paris Podcast and, by association, the PodShow creeps who ate it up with painted-on grins. (BEGIN to 23:00)
65: What's in a Name (June 2 '05) - The seriosos dine with a pseudo-designer anger-fuck ex of Keith's, and the claws of Chemda are bared. Patrice details the delicacies of hooker-bookin'. (BEGIN to 16:00)
Best Of 6: Clown and Out
- Segment #1 March 16, 2005 - Episode 8: Clowning Around (approx. 00:24 to 25:00) With Andrea: The three swap clowning stories and set the stage for all working malcontents everywhere.
- Segment #2 March 21, 2005 - Episode 11: A Bad Day At Work (approx. 01:18 to 22:15) Chemda does a clown job in Hell's tenement.
- Segment #3 March 27, 2005 - Episode 16: Easter Spectacular - Easter Bunny and The Gay Cruise (approx. 33:20 to 54:00) K & C go on a gay cruise.
- Segment #4 April 11, 2005 - Episode 27: Then Stop Acting Like Your Stereotype (approx. 3:50 to 21:25) Keith does a clown job for an Indian family and learns an important lesson about world culture and diversity. No, he doesn't. I'm just fucking with you.
Best Of 5: Breakin' the Law
- Segment #1 May 6, 2005 - Episode 46: Shit Doesn't Freeze (approx. 3:50 to 15:45) With Patrice: Yep, THAT story. Plus, the first KATG discussion of the scourge that is glitter.
- Segment #2 April 27, 2005 - Episode 38: Click Here, Mom! (approx. 25:40 to 52:20) Chemda sneaks the parents' car out, Keith shoplifts, crashes into a fence, and tries insurance fraud. Keith tries his hand at deejaying, Chemda laments growing up female in a Jewish household, and more tales of juvenile delinquency.
-Segment #3 April 15, 2005 - Episode 31: Jingles All The Way (approx. 23:40 to 34:40) Patrice and Chemda get arrested.
- Segment #4 May 6, 2005 - Episode 46: Shit Doesn't Freeze (approx. 31:30 to 47:25) With Patrice: Lesbian experimentation, bachelorette parties, strippers, fucked-up party pranks, fightin' and what to do when the police come knocking.
Best Of 4: Crack is Fuckin' Awesome
- Segment #1 April 6, 2005 - Episode 24: I'll Find You, John Petrie (approx. 23:00 to 54:00) K & C swap roommate horror stories, including the now infamous Messrs. John DeForest Petrie and One-Eyed Davis. Great drug stories, too. The good old-fashioned rock, indeed.
- Segment #2 April 7, 2005 - Episode 25: The Relationship Hour (approx. 21:50 to 44:32) How Keith met Davis, the paradigm shift of ex-roommates and ex-seriosi to just friends, and more on the origins of our favorite podcasting couple.
- Segment #3 April 21, 2005 - Episode 35: Retard Rundown (approx. 9:30 to 25:20) With Patrice: a gossip item about Natasha Lyonne leads into more fun with Ol' One-Eye, state-of-the art apartment trashing and the resulting legal woes, and Chemda & Patrice swap stories on their experiments with artificial joy.
- Segment #4 April 25, 2005 - Episode 37: School Up In Ya (approx. 18:40 to 23:05) More fucking with Obi-Wan-Eye Davis.
Best Of 3: The Hole Truth
- Segment #1 March 30, 2005 - Episode 19: Baby's First Phone Call (approx. 17:00 to 41:00) More on stand-up comics, bringer shows, contest scams, and more leading up to the taping of Keith's second CD, Children's Party Songs.
- Segment #2 April 4, 2005 - Episode 22: Mitch Hedberg, Hippies and The Pope (approx. 26:30 to 36:30) A meeting with Sal.
- Segment #3 April 18, 2005 - Episode 32: Ginny (Guinea?) My Clothes Already (approx. 12:30 to 38:40) Post-taping wrap-up.
Best Of 2: Tragic/Comic
- Segment #1 April 11, 2005 - Episode 27: Then Stop Acting Like Your Stereotype (approx. 37:55 to 48:45) Surf Reality stories, the nature of drug-inspired performance art, Feminism, the ex-roommates of Chemda, and the desperate measures a comic can take to win back a crowd.
- Segment #2 April 5, 2005 - Episode 23: Pay Your Fuckin' Tab (approx. begin to 19:45) Movie and dinner with a cheap friend of a friend. Dating tactics, group dining, and the awkward beginnings of K & C as a couple.
- Segment #3 March 23, 2005 - Episode 13: The Pat O'Brien Phone Sex Tapes (approx. 16:30 to 29:00) Keith talks with Chemda about his approach to stand-up comedy, their disdain for bringer shows, and the drudgery that pursuing a successful career in comedy can lead to eventually.
- Segment #4 April 20, 2005 - Episode 34: Singers Wanted (approx. 33:00 to 38:10) Trivia with Keet.
- Segment #5 May 3, 2005 - Episode 43: Ghetto Clue (approx. 42:50 to 51:20) Keith on the state of comedy: D.L. Hughley, repeating jokes, going to comedy special tapings and warm-up comics.
- Segment #6 April 28, 2005 - Episode 40: Threats And Blessings (approx. 25:45 to 27:30) Friend of a friend revisited with Patrice on back-up.
Best Of 1: God, Grudges and Goin' Blind
- Segment #1 March 27, 2005 - Episode 16: Easter Spectacular and the Gay Cruise (approx. 00:30 to 17:00) Discussion of Keith and Chemda's families, religious upbringings, and eventually breaking away from their respective faiths. They talk about their experiences with each other's houses of worship, and Keith recounts a relationship with a landlord/clergyman that gets a little too close for comfort.
- Segment #2 April 8, 2005 - Episode 26: Oy To The Vey (approx. 26:20 to 35:00) Chemda avenges an injustice by calling an evil party entertainment agency under false pretenses. This leads into a large conversation about Jews and Jewish customs, Keith and Chemda's families, and the pressures of becoming an adult. They call Charlie and Josà to swap restaurant stories, which devolves into guy-talk: chicks and booze.
- Sement #3 April 13, 2005 - Episode 29: Documentary Do's and Don'ts (approx. 16:20 to 24:15) Chemda walks in on Keith having some quality time, and they talk about masturbation.
- Segment #4 April 8, 2005 - Episode 26: Oy To The Vey (approx. 56:00 to 1:04:00) Chemda calls Fun Factory again.
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