796: Where's the Line?
Get up. You're not having a panic attack.
795: Killer Comedy
It's time for me to stop being scared, and time to make others start.
Notes and highlights from this episode Italian Priest holds Online Beauty Contest for Nuns, because nuns are hot too
Pat's parents were religious, but in an alcoholic way
Mexicans get implants so they won't get kidnapped, you can take my wallet but you don't have to take me too
Pat has a shitty attitude and no one buys him drinks
Pat has a kind of attempted murder situation
Pat goes Russian
*update* Nun Contest: Canceled; because nuns are actually not hot and this idea was clearly fucking retarded
Get a fucking job: Keith sells cologne and different tings
Jericho is so good at baseball that no one is allowed to play him
Mattel wins Bratz copyright lawsuit, but it all worked out, they only lost $100,000,000
Jason, give Nick his fucking cables back, you weird thief
Keith is flat broke, bitch. He used coins to buy a beef stick! A beef stick!!!
794: You Ever Notice...
Why am I the representative of all things you hate today?
Notes and highlights from this episodeDan Allen impersonates a Jew
Keith is more of a Stand-up Comedian than Jeff Ross
Jesse Joyce does the Theater
Jesse Joyce despises Jeff Ross
Failed Acting Classes: This baby is not a brick and this brick most definitely is not a baby
The Thespians Act
Comedy changes the world one airplane joke at a time
The Democratic Convention: I've got two choices, sway me!
Out with the old, in with the _______
Borrowing jokes from friends; Are you going to use that?
Dr. Dre's son dies, but Dr. Dre didn't really love him anyways
Barack Obama is assassinated
Hitler DIDN'T rape his mother
Loose lips sink ships, also I am a drug dealer
793: No Offense
Never would I ever come across as a whore. And for you to suggest that is just disgusting.
Notes and highlights from this episodeThe Democratic Convention: Politics is just TV
Scott Weiland needs heroine
Retail vs. Waiter Jobs, who cries more at work?
MC Deuce is PhillySons, crazy
The Lost Boys 2: Corey Haim becomes a vampire and Corey Feldman becomes Batman
Xbox Live: UntouchableMama is a whore
The Comedy System: Jeff Ross fucks his fans in Hi-Def
Chris Mango Kattan divorces his wife after one month
Helen Keller wants louder engines for the blind
Bear Paints Picture and Wins Prize, Artsy Faggots Cringe in Shame
Change is the new thing
Keith does his Best Ofs every year
792: Chinese Democracy
And to think I should be dead.
Notes and highlights from this episodeChemda's second biking accident: But it's okay, it was her fault
McNally almost dies on his bike, everyday is a blessing
McNally's boyfriend is uninvited
Rate Your Relationship, the system is beat! 6/9
Chemda's other friends don't like the show
Keith kicks Andrew out, but there's more pasta...
Planet Thai is open again, yum health violations
Keith marries Charlie Wilson's War for 3 months
Katherine Heigl loves Bride of Chucky, but she was a fat bitch then
An Evening with The Lost Boys
Naming the shows: That's just fucking stupid
Chemda's gay
China bans everything in China but forgot the rest of the world
When McNally freaks out he freaks out big
France apologizes
McNally tries to cross borders: It's okay you're Canadian, you're harmless
Canadian street meat is delicious
McNally's boyfriend pays his way
Ask McNally: Dale's coworker is a clumsy bitch, why does McNally give a fuck?
Did you make pancakes One-Eyed Davis?
Rashan's girlfriend is an emotional bitch and his friends are pussy bitches, how does he cope with this?
791: 18 & Life
Call ahead.
Notes and highlights from this episodeAndrew gets kicked out of his house, might as well stalk Keith and Chemda
Suck My Halloweenie
This show is funny, oh wait Jesus tells me it's not
KATG T-shirts: home wreckers, but stylish
Verbally abusive, but y'know...
Buttprint, might as well calm 'em Jews
Chemda the Great Advocater of Sex
Tacos or Five Dollar Foot Longs?
How do they make Dad sad? With your penis
Andrew has blowjob lips
Astigoes interns
Keith can sleep like a champion
Keith becomes a robot
That sounds familiar... oh that's me
John Ferrentino could use a nap
Keith the politician
I stayed home, missed you a lot, blah blah, etc. etc.
Champagne and Vitamin Water
Being a comedian is hard, especially when you're drunk the whole time
Keith Robinson and the curse of hitting on Chemda
Keith roons Chemda
Michael Mattera takes Keith's shit
There is no O in Filipino
The Nerd Slurp, scccchhhhhhhliiiiiip
Scarlett Johansson don't want to marry you Ryan Reynolds
Alanis Morissette is a hippie-bitch
Amy Winehouse keeps her rehab next to her husband's prison
Don't let dying happen to you. You happen to dying.
Gwen Stefani, Matt Damon and Ricky Martin all have babies
Keith lives la vida loca
John Mayer text message breaks-up with Jennifer Aniston
MILF Island becomes Camp Cougar
Britney Spears makes a comeback, again
Lil Wayne gets ugh'ed by Jay-Z
Ice Cube, fuck you and your kid's movies, black people don't have money for you anymore
Swallow this walking stick, little baby faggot
Ernest Borgnine jerks off into immortality
There's a card in my asshole
This whole show was a magic trick, TA DA!
790: In It for Life
Hey, sorry. My bad. I'm out. We're done.
Notes and highlights from this episodeSomething big happened... probably
He seems to have dislocated his shoulder, oooh that is simply terrible, pip! pip!
Michael Phelps' daddy doesn't love him, everybody point at the loser
No one takes ADD seriously anymore
Mom sues video game company, well we should sue YOU for being a stupid bitch, lady
Amanda Beard is NOT fucking Michael Phelps, GROSS! He's skeevy!
John Mayer says Jennifer Aniston is a cunt, the nerve of him?; Entertainment experts say John was a little upset
Ellen Degeneres and Portia Del Rossi got married, guess who's the man?
How was the cruise? Why won't you fucking tell me?!
Ching Chongs don't want Gary Glitter
How about clear your hard drive of kid dick and twat before you go to the Apple Store
Inmates have murder trading cards
Stop parking your car in fucked up places, suicidal weirdo, now you must suffer the sentences of 11 lives!
Texas school district allow teachers to bring guns to school, GOOD, no one's going to get called a Jew in this town
These guests have the worst worst stories
A foursome turns violent; how do we fight and fuck at the same time?
I'd leave you if you did that, now you know, don't do that
Report the cunt-bitch, but the bitch can't stop being a cunt
I'm on the retard program, uuugh eeeeh
Robot fucking
789: Love thy Neighbor
Nobody thinks there's any consequences.
Notes and highlights from this episodespooky, that fat-fuck eating white bread
One year of days off
Fat people need to be bullied
Tomorrow is a brand new day and you're still fat
I don't cry, I just ponder murder
Keith understands YOU, fat fuck
Phil Collins loses 46 million dollars in his divorce; Phil Collins is a pussy-bitch
Chemda does not know what love is
Keith does not care about marriage
spooky might be an asshole, but he's not stealing
Did your hands touch the money?
spooky's roommate: Does his filth have an imaginary line?
spooky's apartment gets flooded
spooky will never die
Fat bitches know what love is
spooky's shit gets rooned
spooky exploits Keith and The Girl
Jennifer hates her dumb-bitch, attention-whore neighbor and her little dog too
spooky confronts his cancer throat roommate
The guy down stairs is a fagool
Brolo screams of rape
Baby girl comes back to life, it's a miracle! I said it's a miracle, now you can't sue
Fat-fucks take off your scrubs when you're not at work
Jews you're a smart, lucrative culture, but fix those Goddamned sideburns
How many listeners disagree with Keith? Now, how many of you are FAT?
You're a pussy! PUSSY! PUSSY!
You've been doing pussy things your whole life
All you pussies love Fight Club
*sigh*
Mumbling Doctor Fuck, the best doctor we've ever had!
Forget it, I'll die then
788: You're Welcome
Would this make you applaud?!
Notes and highlights from this episodeDan Allen is a homosexual
Ray Devito is a drunk
Jesse and Ray are famous
KATG Tattoo #23
Keith invents self-inflatable balloons
Gumball cigarette vendors
Ray invents reverse microwaves
Hotcubes
Keith and Chemda get married for a year
Home Depot is polite for once
Are you a cop? Well of course!
Guess the color?
Jesse smashes a baby stroller
Wheelchair Tricks and Urine Bags
Jesse sets himself on fire
The Two Coreys: 20% Real, 100% Douchebag
Trivial Pursuit
Quit letting 60 people fuck your wife *winkface*
This beef isn't chicken and I shall eat some more to be sure
Vegans smell
Keith temps the alcoholics
Keith gets sober
Ray is a nerd
Chemda has a vagina
Star Wars is stupid
Keith is sick of you blond bitches saving the day
Raping the Olsen Twins, NOT FUNNY
Bob Saget is the worst comedian ever
Norm McDonald bombs
Jon Lovitz is a faggot
Keith punches a hunchback
Jeff Ross is a douche
Jesse changes his facebook status
ItalianFreak.com
Amazing how we pretend to not stare at each other
Keith teaches Jesse a lesson
Ray has a wig in his pants
Dan Allen needs to be single; Also Jewish; P.S. He's moving to England to teach physics and snowboard
787: FTW
Adam just looks horrified right now.
Notes and highlights from this episodeYour stand-up is good, but the show is better! Oops, was that a backhanded compliment?
Drugs from La Pharmacia
Fuck Carnival and their international workers
I hunt black people
Chemda is ready to fight
Could they dye bowling pins with their bath water?
Lights on: 800 million black people, awww shit
Chemda is ready to get punched in the face
Doctors are black people
Tropic Thunder: Robert Downey, Jr. is better at black than most blacks
Ear drops in your eye
The eBay Family: how can it be perfect? NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS PERFECT
Quit writing me letters, nerd, you ford loving fuck-face
Keith does a sleep study; He shaved his balls for this?
Friday is Freaky Deaky Anal Night
Barack Obama wants you to pay more for taxes
Paris Hilton's mom does not like McCain, it's unfortunate because nobody asked her
Adam loves his iPhone the most, Apple can zap your phone
Craig Robinson caught with ecstasy and meth, but meth ain't for you black man
Ask Dina; Dina's heart aches everyday; Dina's dry spell; Jimmy wants to talk about cheese and wine; That's just stupid
Dina wears heels at her special meth dinner
How can one Asian be ugly? All look same
China hides their shit like we don't know
Cute, flipping, little pandas
Gold metal pussy and monster bush
Chess-boxing
786: Special Strengths
A whole bunch of sperm at once makes you tell bad puns all the time.
Notes and highlights from this episodeDon't buy anything from me, EVER!
Living Nerd vs. Acting Nerd
We've all been called a Jew, Jake, CHRIST!
Junior High is Dangerous
Waaaah, Send. Waaaaah, Send.
Kids are broken, let the holocaust begin!
Boot Camp is hard; Everyone thank Khalili
Women of Leisure
Angelina Jolie takes pregnancy enhancers, but they're goooooorgeous babies
Dr. God
Jennifer Aniston is a cunt, John Mayer didn't make you 40
Celebrity Inbred Disease Monster
Freddy Kruger: the son of one hundred rapists
Cloverfield; When the apocalypse comes Patrice and Chemda will be having Cinnabons in Jersey
Why does Hurley still have those luscious breasts?
Here's the good news about being ugly and a nerd...
Nobody likes Gwyneth Paltrow
You're running in heels, You're a liar!
Blacks is Havin' Troubles this Week
DMX: we know what you look like!
Celebrity Come Dine With Me: Who gives a shit?
Knight Rider: Ten Thousand Stars and a big ol' dump smear
Jessica Simpson is pregnant, kind of
Celebrity Wrestling
TV roons everything
Paris Hilton is invisible
Sarah Jessica Parker is the world's ugliest horse
The British fear Amy Winehouse
Dave Coulier is a piece of shit
Lindsay Lohan's little sister does not have implants
Age Verification Unit
785: Versus
You're not sending a signal that I should start fucking your face?
Notes and highlights from this episodeSanta vs Satan: Good for the dumps
You're not a qualified recommender, commoner
Scientology wins again!
Book Contracts: Wait, I have to write a book?
Hon Solo vs Indiana Jones
Substitute teaching sucks
Okay, Jew, I'm going go to outside and sell some coke
Every time a hermit dies Jake Kalish gets an apartment, but should he change the sheets?
The Asian Cannibal revealed
Keith is a hero, but he only does it for the pussy
Germans think we are crazy
Knives are good for you
Asians are great dancers, murderers
Anime Eyes
Too fat to execute
Keith has good veins
I want to see cunts all over the place!
Chemda said shit, tee hee
Retard is the new Nigger
Do not go see Tropic Thunder, Tropic Thunder is a terrible movie, did I mention it was called Tropic Thunder?
There's Something About Mary actually not a good movie
Lets all be dummy dunces, wats da big deel, annieweigh ?
Lord in England is selling life on Ebay
U.S. soldiers have to pay extra baggage fees
Rachael Ray is the #1 Chef
Ann Coulter becomes Bill O'Reilly
Rosie O' Donnell is fat and ugly, who knew?
Deluxe Sleep Apnea
Fuck me in the face
784: Fuck Carnival
Let me tell you how I feel about THAT person...
Notes and highlights from this episodeKaraoke pains Keith
Keith hates bikes
Planet Thai is closed
Tricky Asians, playing games with your food
I'd prefer an A
Bernie Mac is dead, now we can cover his work
Isaac Hayes, also dead
Chemda's black grandfather tries to fuck her, pfffffft
I'd like to make you breakfast
Drugs and Lollipops
Keith loses Chemda
Chemda saves the show, faaaaarrrrrt
Newsy has your balls and pussy lips
Keith never looked better scratching himself
High/Low
Keith tells secrets
Carnival is rude
Take it easy!
Carnival does not like Keith and The Girl's humor
Cheryl you bitch; Even you would fire you
Bideo? Go fuck yourself
Keith restarts: Chairs?!
Team Somerset
Eucharist pussies
There was no water on a boat!
Fuck you, Team A
Racism is family fun
Keith gives Beerchick pink eye
Brolo's ass explodes
Curse of the Cruise
Chemda blesses Keith's Eucharist with her tongue
Keith has cancer
Brolo can't NOT have fun
783: KATG Marathon - Pandejo
Notes and highlights from this episodeThe Witching Hour
Robert Alvarez has been getting some
Robert's three lovers
Josh the Jew keeps kosher
Keith is a pandejo
Ashley's dad comes out of the closet
The Death Card
Abby is a clingy bitch; Robert says, go to the beach, ho!
Chemda still loves fucking
Emily wants to know which cock tastes the best
The most important prediction: Lost will have a real conclusion
Never put quotes around lucrative and successful around a Jew
PotatoE eliminates the phrase starving artist, and becomes a STAR-ACHIEVING artist
Chemda adopts PotatoE
Keith's Justice will not be implemented
Robert Alvarez is wrong
Scott Perez-Fox is a psychic virgin
Way to fuck up Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio and Capricorns
Jeremy moves to NYC
Bruno beats PotatoE
David was alive 10,000 years ago
Blacks love magic; A DOVE, WTF?!
F-Mos and Patrice are destined to be together
David is a eunuch
Patrice is a living Goddess
The tickler is not up for having a baby, too bad his wife is pregnant, oh well!
Liz wants to be a librarian, BOOOOORRRIIING
Keith and Chemda make their first million
Eats Paste is a pussy-bitch
Eats Paste cheats on his wife spiritually
Scott is full of shit
Robert gets negative feedback
Josh the Jew and his wife turn a house into a home
Josh is a prick
Emerald Nuts
Kali says potatoE will be a star!
Robert gets a chill! Fuck Yeaaaah bitch!
Keef and Kemda are tinking
I put down the Popsicle and totally fuck you
F-Mos is too good for FUSE
Suck on it!
782: KATG Marathon - Affirmative Action
Notes and highlights from this episodeF-Mos' manager is a cunt
SHOT 97
F-Space is the new Sexspace is the new Myspace
Fellatio starts with an F
Keith only accepts The Best
Affirmative Action is hot
Being an artist is hard!
F-Mos doesn't date blacks
Get a better job, millionaire!
I thought you were an adult!
Wii: A controversial subject
Text Messaging takes away from F-Mos' swagger
Does your manager go camping with you too?
Blacks don't camp
Niggas make whites uncomfortable
No more hoodies
Rest In Peace, New York
F-Mos has a crush on Patrice
If you don't want to go, then you can get off the plane right now!
Chemda jerks Keith off in public
Chemda is okay, I guess...
781: KATG Marathon - Hot or Not
Notes and highlights from this episodeKeith gets looser
F-Mos doesn't mind a drug dealer
Keith dumbs down his handsomeness, he's not just a pretty face
Whimsical is the new gay
15K a day to be whimsical
Fresh starts with an F
Keith's Justice
Why does F-Mos have to litter so bad?
Lindsay Lohan: Dead
Keith carries out Keith's Justice... on himself!
No more clones for you
F-Mos litters his girlfriend
F-Mos does Reality TV
Keith has a soft spot for drug addicts
Let's keep it a hundred
The Sopranos, booooo
Shakespeare can eat Keith's asshole
HOT OR NOT!
F-Mos loves TMZ and Patrice
David Patterson likes the whimsicals
Men should always pay for dates, but hos gotta' fight our wars too
Keith is the most gangsta
Cleaning isn't my strong suit
F-Mos is put in his place
Keith is multifaceted
F-mos likes to play games
Prostitution every now and again is hot
780: KATG Marathon - World Policy
Notes and highlights from this episodeKeith awakes
Keith's knee
Roller Derby Waiting
Dan shits on everybody's rules
Jesse does not have fire wire, and I thought he was a grown ass man
Mac wins!
Keith is doing different tings
Keith can't fap in peace, damn you Vista!
1,000 iPhones and all the glitter in the world, this can't go wrong!
Old people know everything except how to not get scammed
Cat eaters protest pig killings, how ironic
Austria is next to Denmark
Crazy Austrians
Turn all the other countries into Six Flags
Does Keith need India?
Tim Russert is dead
Kenyans steal our money
Keith needs china
Keith enjoys rape
spooky met a dude at work
the internet is fat
spooky destroys every lighter on earth
Michael Fay gets caned and GOOD
Keith on Mars
spooky is a fun drunk!
Britishness is not cool anymore
Keith doesn't need clones
The Happening is an M. Nightmare
The Sixth Sense is the best movie ever made
Let's Rambo Iraq
Green Street Hooligans
You must think I love the taste of shit?
Rambo vs. Apollo Creed
779: KATG Marathon - The Magic Number
Notes and highlights from this episodeKAHMEDY
Aspies = Coo-Coos McGoos
Californians are gay
Dirtface's wife is a whore
Someone covers Jesse's kahmedy
Fighting semen
The miracle of life, like I need to know THAT shit!
Best Night Ever
Black people are like Shakespeare
Orangutans can fish in india
Dan is a dickface
Dan colonizes Mars
Booking shit is hard
Dan and Jesse bond
R. Kelly sets precedents; peeing on a bitch is OK
Dan Allen throws an ironing board at his girlfriend
Jesse cleans up his act
February 2007
Can I get in trouble? Yes
Parables are for dickfaces
Dan is a jealous motherfucker
Dan doesn't make waves
Jesse creates a monster
52 feet of dick
30 table spoons of jizz
Jesse is a slut
Jesse's girl fucks Screech and Johnny Knoxville
Rotten turkey burgers
Blacks hate other blacks, can you blame them?
KAHMODDITY
778: Ironman Bobby
Let's have a fuckin' baby! Let's end this shit!
Notes and highlights from this episodeTriathlete is a state of mind
NO HILLS
Chemda twists her ankle
Bobby blows it
Get the fuck out of Bobby's way
Exercisers are nice people
Post Seasonal Depression
Chemda skinny dips the triathlon
Jellyfish in the hoo-ha
FUCK YOU, I'M FINE!
Honey Dew List
There's no excuse that Kara was a bitch
Chemda gets lost
Chemda throws her bike
Chemda WAS NOT LAST
Train your tits off, boy-girl
Ironman Bobby is blue
It's all really 90% mental
Pedal you motherfucker! Pedal you douchebag!
Chemda vs. spooky
Ironman vs. spooky
Ironman Bobby wants to fuck hard-body spooky
Chemda's hot basket
Bobby flips a bitch
Bobby hates Dina
Ask Dina; Dina does not get her doctor, that boring fuck
18 years of not getting that pussy
Judge Judy says don't lend nobody money
Dear spooky, how much more socially retarded can I get?
I'm not going to marry my new wife 'cause I need a climbing partner
Crazy Canuck decapitates bus passengers, Keith saves the day
777: Talk Dirty to Me
I want to work with you. Please tell me the secret of The Ancients.
Notes and highlights from this episodePoison: 2 thumbs down, no stars
Nobody's saying blah blah blah
Robin Williams will pay you so that he can be an asshole
Cover Comics
Chemda can't keep a secret
Cheech and Chong reunite
Those ancients and their fart jokes!
Poison is 1/8th of why rock is dead, also very tacky
When you're in New Jersey you have to get your pizza, am I right?!
How you doing, Wantagh?!
The Who's Gonna Kill Themselves First Tour
Fuck your solo albums
C.C. DeVille is better than Eddie Van Halen
Keith moves on with his life
Poison is banned from Keith and The Girl
Keith is the worst boycotter
A new form of nerd: You don't know what I know. You don't want to mess with me 'cause I can split everything.
Nothin' but a damn good time
Chemda jerks to Skinemax
Fight. Fuck. Lunch.
Why is the character motivation so unclear in soft-core porn?
Chemda calls a party line, hello!
You called 1-800-FUCK, you frigid bitch! C'MAHN
Chemda's sexcapades
I'm going to put my... whatever in your blank...
Stroke your vagine, pip! pip! cheerio!
Chemda is addicted to porn
The Dark Knight is rooned
I'm going to rape you, but safety first!
776: On the Real
I've decided that I just'm gonna play you what I recorded when it happened because it's honest, and... that's what I do.
Notes and highlights from this episodeBrolo's sex cruise
You assholes don't read letters from fans
You've never seen a Walmart before?
Soccergirl sings the TRUTH
Keith stabs into the soft vulnerable heart of sincerity
I HATE FEELING HATE
Dear Keith and the Girl: You took a shit on my head
Man gets probation for not helping a fat retarded bitch
KKK uses latino-killer as spokesperson
Mandatory guns lower crime rates
Across the River
Exorcisms hurt, if only the government gave a shit
Extreme Makeover: so you love your new house? Good, I'll be taking that!
She's hot. She's cooking. You know she sucks dick.
These chefs are like comedians
Arm fat
Hot Chefs: The hardest workers in the history of ever
Tell me when to clap, tell me when to laugh, tell me how to FEEL
You shouldn't wear yellow and be fat on television, FACT
Chemda: HE DID HIS JOB!
Keith: I know I wasn't there, but I also know for a fact that he DID NOT do his job!
Irish Zingers and Gold Bond Balls
775: Battle of the Sexes
Fuck you, God. There, I said it.
Notes and highlights from this episodeKeith will not humor your bad jokes
Get your shit together, artists
I'll give you roast beef curtains!
I'm a unicorn
Emily's partner would rather be a pig
Emily's dad won't pay for her college, Waaaaaah!
$200 dollar ear drops
Read my face to fix me, doctor
$50 dollar cotton ball
Emily's mom is a waiter's God
You better watch it or I'll rape you!
Ryan Knapper's ear eats a cotton ball
Keith fucks God
George Carlin crosses his own name out of his phone book
Black People News: Whites apologize for slavery! Whoops, their bad! HURRAY!
Black People News: Blacks have AIDS, uh-oh!
Two wrong tings don't make tings good
Madonna is dying
Club uglies at Webster Hall
Girls don't want to fuck you, they just want to dance. Except for when they want to fuck you!
Lance Bass wants to dance with a dude
Homo______
Michael Jackson and New Kids on the Block
Michael Jackson at your bachelorette party
Keith and The Girl homo-schizophrenia
Earthquake in L.A.
Ken tries to be nice
774: Dr. Feelbad
You're dead. I'm gonna kill you.
Notes and highlights from this episodePeyton has issues
Peyton kicks out his girlfriend
Peyton has delightful hives
Crap Doctors
FUCKIN' Ear Drops!
Fear of Cotton Balls
Angry Waves
Roommates and their guests
Is Keith in Love?
Stop touching Peyton's computer, assholes
Hulk Peyton
Skin off your balls
Keith and Chemda get married
YouTube comments: y u gotta put em on blast bithc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keith and The Bitch make a movie
FART-HEAD!!!!!
The Nerd Holocaust
Did Keith enjoy Batman?
Frank Miller did good tings
Mulder? Scully? Mulder?! Scully?! Frank Miller!
The Batsuit turns Christian Bale into Cindy Williams
Fine. Good. Amazing. Fantastic!
Maggie Gyllenhaal - not sexy, Keith doesn't like to be lied to
Keith is too smart for these movies
In the end, it was a great movie!
Rat Race fails, nerds celebrate
Feminist coonts hate the Fat Princess
Keith's Advice: Pigs, act like you took a big dump, it stinks!
You're a faggot
Comic-Con, 119,000 virgins
Nerd Charity
773: To the Limit
I can't tell if this guy is boasting a little too much about it, or he's just amazed that he's even alive.
Notes and highlights from this episodeBrangelina's twins: I bet they look like babies
XM and Sirius Satellite Merger approved, just friendly ribbing when you think about it
Kevin breaks records with a .873 blood-alcohol level, gets mad pussy
Ask Dina; Dina's twin brother is the only brother that ever betrayed her
Real diamond or fake? Are you trying to trick me?
Some ugly bitch thinks she's ugly
Dina has a crush on a doctor and teaches us how to flirt
Jess is a diamond in Nebraska
Stand-up tracks 'Dad' and 'I Love Beer' from Keith's first CD 'Coming of Age'
772: See You in Court
Tell me the bad things about me.
Notes and highlights from this episodeNew interns: do Chemda's laundry
Just because these costumes look exactly like your characters doesn't mean I was copying them
Note to self: Don't take nude pics with Peru's national flag
Free R. Kelly
Dave Navarro is sued by Louis Vuitton for being such a faggot
Australian sells life and gets gypped by unsavory eBayers
LA bans plastic bags
Barack Obama does not appreciate Bernie Mac's field niggery
Bret Michaels leaves Ambre because she does not have a transformer pussy
12 periods in 1 bus
Man sues God for making him worship too hard
Drinking buddies make roasted nuts out of friend's balls
Hot dog mouth
Patrice is drunk
Hershey Park: Wave Rider rips bathing suit off riders
You saw Chemda's titties? So what?
Man finds a knife in subway sandwich then lies about tummy ache
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii has worst. parents. ever.
Rings are binding now. Gotcha, bitch!
How many people have you slept with? Don't worry, this can't possibly go wrong
Dustin Dirty Sanchez Diamond writes tell-all book about how no one is fucking him
Let's remake this movie since it was good the first time
Secret of the Week: Lynne Spears kills a kid
Matthew McConaughey's 100 Million Dollar Baby
TROY JONES!! MEEEOOOW
Christian Bale is a low talker and won't give his sister money, but she needs to stop yappin' anyway
100 billion dollar bill = 4 oranges
You mention my name, I'll sue you!
Verne Troyer does not distribute sex tape, Patrice can sleep now
Heather Locklear returns from rehab, what happened to the laughter?
Nick Hogan goes to big boy jail, happy birthday!
771: 1-800-GAMBLER
I'd eat a buddy of mine. Happily.
Notes and highlights from this episodeMatthew Broderick cheats on his horse
Highest blood-alcohol level in a NOT dead person
Mohegan Sun: Thank uou, Michelle!
Celebrities get paid to be fancy
Money makes it weird
Adults are responsible, how sad for them
Food Vouchers: The Price Is Right
Stop changing your plans, how else is Chemda going to Sleepyboos?
Keith and his naps
Robot Poker
Gambling superstitions are crazy
Chemda gambles... with HER LIFE
Guang is an asshole, but Asian, so no one is surprised
No seriously, every six months I HAVE TO jerk off on this craps table or I will die!
Pompeii and Ceasar; Shrimp and watermelon, who knew?
$9,000 a day = a babillion blowjobs
Beijing bans dog food, but Lassie looks tasty
Keith would eat the shit out of Chemda
Keith and The Girl is good for your body
Fat is not a real word
Diddios: Run Daddy Run, he's running....he's actually, like... running...take it. There it is.
Stop using the N word, niggers!
Stupid is not a real word
Autism is not a real diagnosis
Country Dough Face Fat Parents: Stop complaining, pussies!
770: Fuck Your Country
We are so much more tolerant of you fuckers.
Notes and highlights from this episodeScott Perez-Fox half apologizes
Keith doesn't trust old virgins and bedless folk
Keith is rich, he don't got time for bugs
Disposable tent? Keith is smarter than labels
Estelle Getty is dead
Christian Bale is arrested for being a douche to his mom
DMX doesn't know he is rich
The itty bitty Chinese have no shame, but they do have hari kari
All countries are racist, and that's funny!
America is tolerant of your shit holes
The English don't give a shit about our silly American observations
Chinese women love Westerners - Stop beating your wives, Asians!
Dental dams are silly
Even bums don't shit in holes
Pretending to give a shit is a skill
1/4 of Keith and Chemda's friends have herpes
Nick Starr spreads AIDS
Bob Saget is the wooooorst
Comedy Central roons comedy
Colin Quinn not so funny; Lewis Black also not funny
Comedy Central demands that Oprah is the root of all evil
The Johnny Carson Museum: He is still with us
Lewis Black - How does he do it?!
You can't curse in front of your parents? How tragic for you!
Dane Cook gets evicted for not cleaning up his dog shit
Jesse Joyce frames Christian Finnegan with glitter and raspberry body spray
769: Keith's Line
Are you the retard where I need to acknowledge you or not acknowledge you?
Notes and highlights from this episodeA plug wasn't plugged in!
Keith does not enjoy Michael G
Keith is a little bitch about the shows, thumbs up or thumbs down?
Alternate Universes
Scott Perez-Fox takes a shit on the forums
Keith's girlfriend is a little bitch
You have to audibly be an asshole
If Keith didn't tell you, you would not know he is crazy
Dark Knight breaks records
eBay: Be Nice. Dialogue: Over.
Shakespeare invents words, Keith can do it too: Go brank yourself!
Budweiser sells company to Belgium
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel go to Splitsville
Andy Dick is a tit-grabbing douche
Music: A touchy subject, but nothing is better than 10,000 Maniacs Live
Keith gets the City of Angels soundtrack, and it's an autographed copy!
Alexis is a cock-tease, of course you'd have an oops baby, you bitch!
Keith fucks Candy in the freezer section
Father Malley does NOT have cancer
Chemda needs her runner's high
Man dies in triathlon
Keith can get you on American Gladiators
Boycott Applebees, but the spinach artichoke dip is low-fat
The Boss needs toilet paper
We're all Applebuddies here
Fuckin' Russian Fishhook-Mouths and their sense of humor
Waiters shit on themselves and you
What flavor retard are you?
10 fattest states
Hooters' waitress is tricked
768: KATG Marathon - Exhibit A for the Prosecution
Notes and highlights from this episodeChemda makes rellek nervous
rellek talks about not talking
Shakespeare makes up words and shit
PotatoE thinks Shakespeare is Italian, damn those appletinis!
McNally doesn't bring his ho on the show
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